May 032013
 

“Are you a butt man or a boob man?” she asked.

“You mean am I an ass man or a tit man?” I corrected. “I hate boobs and butts. I love tits and asses.”

The truth is, I’m neither. Or both.

If I love your breasts, they’ll totally arrest me. And if your ass is to my liking, I simply won’t be able to look away.

And if you have both?

Yahtzee!

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