“Are you a butt man or a boob man?” she asked.
“You mean am I an ass man or a tit man?” I corrected. “I hate boobs and butts. I love tits and asses.”
The truth is, I’m neither. Or both.
If I love your breasts, they’ll totally arrest me. And if your ass is to my liking, I simply won’t be able to look away.
And if you have both?