Jan 262013
 

1. You are famished, and (my) cock is what nourishes you.

2. You believe you’re being filmed secretly for a movie about women who give great head.

3. I’m paying you a thousand dollars, and a) you want me to get my money’s worth, and b) you want a big tip.

4. Like the fate of the earth depends on it.

5. Like you imagine Monica Lewinsky sucked President Clinton’s cock.

6. As you would if I were [George Clooney/Sean Connery/James Deen/insert your hottest guy here], and you only had this one chance at him.

7. Like there’s no tomorrow.

8. ‘Til the cows come home, pigs fly, hell freezes over, AND til the sun refuse [sic] to shine.

9. Like you’re trying to suck the numbers off of my American Express card.

10. Like there’s nothing in the world you’d rather be doing.

  2 Responses to “Ten (more) ways to suck my cock”

  1. Why do you say 1 and 10 like they’re hypotheticals?? 😉

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