Circle jerks never appealed to me. They seemed like a sort of simultaneously homoerotic and homophobic phenomenon.
But now – as a straight, adventurous, adult – the idea of a coed circle jerk – one done with a little taste, and subtlety? That sounds hot.
Let’s get a group of four or five couples together in a bar – chat for a drink or two, and then adjourn.
In our hotel room, procured for the purpose, we all will sit – on the couches, chairs, bed. And without disrobing, or at least, without disrobing more than is absolutely necessary for our purpose, let’s all just get ourselves off. No touching of one another, no speaking. Just watching. And wanking.