Jan 142013
 

Your instructions, while at the bar:

1) Please pinch one nipple – between your fingers, not through your dress – while standing at the bar, furtively.

2) Please go to the bathroom and call me. If I don’t answer, leave me a message that’s REALLY fucking hot.

3) Please suck three ice cubes to melting, either consecutively or at once. Somewhat ostentatiously.

Then, please call me.

Looking forward to making (continued) use of you,

N.

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