Feb 172012
 

With apologies to those offended by my politics (at least one of you has complained)….

I move that we introduce a new form of the word “Santorum”: to fuck a woman or man while s/he holds an aspirin, or any other object, between the knees, or that position.

Context would make clear whether the word was being used in its original noun form or the newer form:

1. After I fucked him, I was dismayed to find Santorum all over the kitchen table.

2. My favorite position? Santorum.

  One Response to “Santorum”

  1. No complaints from us! Sounds like an apt addition to the existing definition.

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