Jan 302012
 

The phone rang.

“Get in my office!”

The secretary walked into the boss’s office.

“What happened to that presentation I left for you to copy?”

“Presentation?  What presentation?”

“The presentation.  I e-mailed it to you at 10 this morning.”

“You did?!?  I …  I must have missed it.”

The boss paused, opened the computer.

“Wait… it’s not here.  I didn’t send it.  SHIT!”

 

The boss paused, thoughtfully gazed at the secretary.  “Well,” she said, there’s only one thing to do.”

“Ma’am?”

“I deserve punishment.”

“Ma’am?”

“Yes.  Bend me over, hike up my skirt, and give me the punishment I deserve.”

And so he did.

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