Someone on Formspring just asked me the question, “What turns you on?” and it got me thinking. (I don’t know about Formspring. I joined, because, in the context of my contest with L for viewers, I thought it might be a useful tool. I’ve killed about fifteen minutes there over the last couple of weeks, and they’ve been fun enough – sort of like masturbation, but without the orgasm.)
Intelligence. Confidence. Complete submission. Wit. Laughter. Irony. Shortness. Vocabulary. Grammar. Diction. Yielding. Clothing. Availability. Enthusiasm. Creativity. Desire. Playfulness. Blondeness. Red-headedness. Brunette-ness. Grey hair. No hair. Hair. Curls. Revelry. Jeans. T-shirts. Lingerie. Flesh pressing against fabric, fabric against flesh. Yoga pants. Discrete/discreet. Self-pleasure. Self-control. Black and white. Color. Approaching. Receding. Anticipating. Planning. Experiencing. Remembering.
I’m not your usual bear, for sure.
Show me softcore porn, not hardcore. My favorite porn websites – the ones that, over the years, occasionally have succeeded in separating me from my money – are ones which are pretty basic, and pretty vanilla. (OK – if you insist. AmateurAllure, OnlyTease and its sisters, X-Art, and IFeelMyself are the ones that most consistently get me off, or that get my money).
Keep your clothes on – at least most of them. I prefer clothes to nudity – I’d rather look at the curve of your breast under fabric than at your nude breast (and same with touching – I’d rather cup and caress your clothed breast than your nude one).
Wear jeans and a t-shirt, or, if circumstances require (or we’re going to fuck, and I’m going to do more than just look at you), a cotton sundress or a tiny black dress.
Actually, wear what I ask you to wear.
As I’ve written elsewhere, give me blowjobs and ride me hard. Don’t hope I cum when you’re sucking my cock; hope I can go forever – because I can, and the last thing I want is to outlast your enthusiasm. Be hungry for my cock. When you learn that I have infinite stamina and perfect control, show me a slow, sly smile.
Allow me to lick your cunt for at least as long as I demand you suck my cock.
Be vulnerable, but not weak. Know yourself. Submit to me, get off when I get what I want. Demand that I give you precisely what you want.
Get wet with me; make me hard. Never say no. Always want more.
What turns you on?